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MAGNIFICENT, THE - Pay The Crimes {Boss Tuneage} Wasn’t there a Dutch band called THE MAGNIFICENT in the 80s? Whatever, do not confuse them with these fellas. This is this UK band’s debut album and, already, is a stunningly accomplished slab o’ sound. There’s a lot of influences here, but imagine the straight up Punk of SOCIAL DISTORTION mixed with the distinctly British Mod-Punk sound of ANNALISE are you’re close. It sounds like there are two vocalists with dramatically disparate voices (one like Tim outta RANCID, the other more like Steve Drewett outta NEWTOWN NEUROTICS), but they both work really effectively together. There’s not a duffer on the album but the addictive opener ‘Billy Anonymous’, ‘Six Beers’ and the hyperactive ‘It’s Not Enough’ all provide highlights while the occasional use of piano/keyboards adds some depth without degrading the abrasiveness of the sound or swamping the songs. Additional vocal harmonies really add to ‘Doctor And The Freeze Up’ also. Great stuff and more than thrilling for a debut. Roll on #2! (14.06.09)

MAN ALIVE! - Heart, Hands And Mind {Universal Warning} Odd release this... Copyrighted in 2001, recorded in 2002 and sent for review in 2009. Anyway, MAN ALIVE! is a band from Denver, CO that plays a ragged, riotous and vocally petulant example of Punk noxiousness. The influence of CRIMPSHRINE, early JAWBREAKER and CRINGER is unavoidable while the vocals share the same raspy, growled gymnastics of Stza outta LEFTOVER CRACK. It’s actually those vocals that let the band down; they come over as one-dimensional rasps, often formless (even with a lyric sheet) and generally monotonous. It’s a shame too as the lyrics convey something, be it obvious highlights like ‘War Fell Before Me’, ‘Dying Priest’ and the excellent observation of the Punk scene that is ‘Anthem’. There’s some interesting, tense FUGAZI-ish musicianship (check out the intro to ‘Like Ozone’) and given time and the right mind frame (which would be embittered) this could well hit the spot. As it is, with repeated plays, I still haven’t quite found the spot. (04.07.09)

MARCH TO THE GRAVE/ DESTRUCTORS 666 - Geistbahn {Rowdy Farrago} Split EP kicking off with Brits MARCH TO THE GRAVE. The band mix the Punk of early ANGELIC UPSTARTS with a melodic trait and style not dissimilar from CA’s THE CROWD. Unfortunately, the band deviates from that with some bland rock experimentation that renders the songs rather forced. The ever-prolific DESTRUCTORS continue to impress with a few oldies, a cover and a new song. Pillaging the band’s own past, this set of tracks opens with a ripping blast through ‘Khymer Rouge Boogie’. A muscular, rocking RADIO BIRDMAN cover appears followed by the boisterous newbie ‘Hey There! God Dammit’. A final unlisted track sees another vintage track thrashed through from the Gizz Butt days of the band. Impressive stuff from the DESTRUCTORS - spiky and rocking and sounding big! (15.01.09)

MAYFAIR & HUXLEY - Ace Hardware Presents... {Carthage Vs Rome} A 10-track 7"!! Blazing HC I thought. Not quite... This eclectic Yank band plays a sonic boom that brings to mind early DINOSAUR JR, JESUS LIZARD, LUNG FISH and a big dose of SHELLAC. Add on a splash of FLIPPER and you’re in the same warped, noise-rock ball park. Highlights are certainly the more rocking slabs like ‘I Keep It Inside’, ‘Erik & The News’ and the bruising noise terrorism of ‘Born in ‘89’. A few too many moments did suggest sheer noise and/or avant-garde indulgence. Certainly not a disc I will be returning to too often, but, it sure is a welcome relief from all the weak Ska, insipid Emo and nice Pop-Punk. Choice marble grey vinyl and cloying, cold, oppressive production also. (22.03.09)

MEATMEN, THE - Cover The World {Meatmen} I still don’t get it. Get what? The puerile temptation The MEATMEN impart on so many. This is the first new album (I believe) in over a decade and features 24 cover versions of Tesco Vee favourites. I probably enjoyed this more than most releases by the band - although the in between song banter did grate beyond the fifth song. You get a disc stealing highlight in the MEAT... cover of THIN LIZZY’s ‘Bad Reputation’. Elsewhere rocking cuts include VEE-versions of JOHNNY THUNDERS, FEAR, BLACK MARKET BABY, GG ALLIN, MOTORHEAD, CHRIS SPEDDING and many surprises like 10CC, Saxon, Temptations and an obligatory ABBA take (although ‘Epitaph For A Head’ was a quagmire of reverbed ridiculousness). While the cover artwork is dire in the extreme, the accompanying booklet is well put together. This didn’t change my opinion of The MEATMEN; the band still sucks as much as crippled children do in theirs. As always it was worth a listen, but one I won’t repeat too often - as always. (04.07.09)

MOB, THE - Let The Tribe Increase {Overground} Of all the classics that the UK Anarcho scene spawned, none were as distinctive as the sole album from THE MOB. It unveiled a barren bass-driven panorama, devoid of any apparent joy but, somehow, was cloying and addictive. Mark’s vocal - and lyrics - were not affected by any Punk snarling or grizzled sloganeering indicative of the time; rather they presented a plaintive examination on the futility of war coupled with a starkly serious sense of isolation in an ever increasingly selfish society. One of the great powers of the album is that it gets better as it gets older with tracks like ‘Gates Of Hell’, ‘I Wish’ and ‘Cry Of A Morning’ getting more impressive with each successive play - even over the decades since the album’s 1983 release. This latest reissue has been remastered adding ever-more depth and crystalline clarity to imposing tracks such as ‘Witch Hunt’, ‘Never Understood’ and the most upbeat track, ‘Dance On (You Fool)’. There is also a comprehensive booklet of notes, pics and flyers and, most importantly, the ‘ Mirror Breaks’ 7" and an unreleased demo. THE MOB was a band without compare; in a scene that screamed for change, they spoke with gravitas and created something endearing and soul-searching as they went. Whether a Punk band could make this sound again is debatable - the fact the sound of THE MOB already exists is glorious. (08.06.09)

Hit HERE for material reviewed prior to 2009 including:
THE MADD, NATHANIEL MAYER, MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU, MDC, ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES (2 reviews), THE MENTALLY ILL, MILLENCOLIN, MILLIONS OF DEAD COPS, MILLOY, MILWAUKEES, MINT CHICKS, THE MOB, MODERN MACHINES, MORMONS, MOTORAMA, THE MURDERS